this week on tv #2

• the ice king on adventure time with jake and finn is once again up to his old tricks; in his desperation to befriend our adorable heroes, he freezes them with a potion. finn tries to save the day by calling forth the "astral beast," but things don't quite go as planned.
• the round table of chelsea lately scores big laughs, as usual, with their cynical repertoire of witty comebacks. ross mathews hosted in chelsea's place on monday night with barely passing marks while the lovely miss handler recuperated from a long, fun weekend.
• larry meets a sexy younger woman on curb your enthusiasm and the two hit it off from the start. however, uber dyke rosie o'donnell meets her as well and turns out--bitch is bisexual! hilarity ensues while both vie for the same girl and viagra and bad customer service all come full circle.
• fry nearly obliterates the entire universe on futurama when he reintroduces the population of earth to the common cold. the crew goes to ridiculous measures to fix his unfortunate mishap.
• things get heated on the green room with paul provenza when audience regular ron jeremy (yes, ron jeremy) gets way too drunk and makes a dick of himself instead of letting the panel talk, only to get slammed to a table and tossed out by a bouncer. wonderful!
• chef ramsay continues to delight with his potty mouth and constant mantrums on hell's kitchen. blonde bitch carrie is sent packing, much to the delight of elise, and a tearful natalie goes home after a historically bad dinner service.
• things are (mostly) back to normal on the late late show with craig ferguson, now that his stint in paris with kristen bell is done. a mysterious envelope filled with cornstarch, a bad hair choice, and geoff doing his regis philbin voice are amongst the highlights.
• shit hits the fan on project runway when the lovely cecilia withdraws herself from the competition, only to be replaced by the creepy mormon guy who had gotten eliminated on the SECOND episode! the designers work as teams to create denim and suede looks to go with heidi's collection of new balance sneakers. the mousy quiet girl fails to find a voice and gets chopped.
• the goddess is up to her usual shenanigans on roseanne's nuts. she flies to l.a. to get legal weed but has trouble finding a way to sneak it back into hawaii; her hippie friend comes by and hooks her up. later, she gives an empowering speech to an all-girls school.
• tru blood delivers their second good episode in a row; a first for them! bill's loyalties with nan are tested and sookie finds a new friend in debbie. the crescendo peaks at a humane relations event when crazy ass marnie lets her vampire army do their thing.