this week on tv #4

• the whole gang gets their genders swapped on adventure time with finn and jake. the precocious fionna and her sassy cat cake must save gumball prince from the heinous ice queen in what turns out to be an adorable fan fiction story penned by the ice king.
• chelsea handler continues to tell it like it is on chelsea lately. things get awkward for james marsden when his humor falls flat and chelsea repeatedly rubs it in his face.
• larry is reminded of a childhood trauma involving an ice cream truck on curb your enthusiasm, much to the disdain of his therapist. later, a scorned mechanic turns his passenger seat into a moving dildo, leon tries out glasses, and bill buckner catches a baby tossed from a burning building.
• the future gets reworked on futurama and in three different art styles, no less! fry tries to impress leela in black and white, the professor makes a discovery in retro video game pixels, and broken english prevails in japanese anime.
• the final five face off against competitors from seasons passed on a team challenge on hell's kitchen. although initially put off by elise's drama, the team pulls together a good dinner service and no one is eliminated.
• fergs shows his soft side on the late late show with craig ferguson when julie chen stops by to discuss the upcoming tenth anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. lisa kudrow, james marsden, and tim meadows are amongst the other guests.
  
• engineers, workers, and first responders give an inside look on the reconstruction of ground zero on nova. learn just how much time and effort is being put into one of america's most prestigious architectural endeavors.
• the remaining contestants must work as two teams on project runway. whereas one group works together like ants in a colony and create one of the most impressive and cohesive collections ever, the other falls flat and designs some overworked hooker wear. at the end of the day, becky is sent packing for questionable style choices.
• roseanne gives teaching a go on roseanne's nuts when she tries homeschooling her grandchildren to hilarious results. later, menopause sets in, she gets super horny, and gives her boyfriend johnny more than he bargained for.
• bill and eric break into the magic shop on tru blood and extract glorious revenge on marnie with a hail of bullets. her spirit later pays lafayette a little visit in a bullshit cliffhanger ending. (natch.)