wtf - saved by the bleep

are you laughing your ass off, too? awesome. now we all know what the characters on saved by the bell really wanted to say, if only the censors had allowed them.

as a child of the 90's, i used to watch saved by the bell quite often and though it was occasionally funny, nothing compares to this amazing edited video full of innuendo and cheeky references. who knew that everyone at bayside high is a total pervert?

although youtube is filled to the brim with lame attempts at comedy, this one is pure gold. and as i'm notorious for my own potty mouth, i can kind of relate.

wtf - too much caffeine

i'm so excited, too, jessie! who would have ever guessed that after her stint as smart and sassy jessie spano on saved by the bell she would later move onto ultra classy family-friendly flick showgirls and rub ice on her nipples? this guy right here, that's who! all i can say is: get it, girl.

this video is a hilarious remix of the infamous scene in which jessie's bestie zack finds out that she is addicted to caffeine pills (that's right) because there's NO TIME to study and she HAS TO SING! after all, there's a sleazy music video in leotards at stake here!

this is some funny shit and i'm laughing my ass off but it's also a little sad (not really) since jessie isn't only SO EXCITED; she's SO SCARED, too. chin up, girl. i'll never get into stanford, either.

wtf - best shit ever

did you just piss yourself laughing? that's okay; i did, too. this little treasure has "masterpiece" written all over it.

for anyone still unfamiliar with the best comedy of all time, mommie dearest, this video should at least peak your interest, no?

what a riot! sweet music, great editing, and all the one-liners anyone could ever hope for. perfection.

wtf - kids

don't look surprised! you knew that mommie dearest was bound to make another appearance on both my babies at some point. and so once again we find dunaway's crawford moving us with the grace and patience as only a mother can.

it may only last 13 seconds, but this clip has some truly priceless parenting tips. for instance, if your children are playing kickball with sofa cushions (??????) within the confines of your yard, lean out your window with a hangover and scream at them. that way, all of your neighbors can know how ridiculous you are!

anyway, if you've yet to see mommie dearest yet then you have probably got some fairly serious issues. get with it!

wtf - do the mario!

welcome to the first installment of "wtf." for those of you still unfamiliar with the critically-acclaimed and oscar-winning series, the super mario brothers, just watch the damn video. (looks around.) hilarious, no?

i watched this show a lot as a child and so maybe that can explain why i turned out the way i did. to dissect the show for maximum hilarity would take too much time; surf youtube for several full episodes.

what i don't really get is: why did porn star ron jeremy agree to star in a cartoon? and why does he get so exhausted at the 23 second mark? the fat asshole is clearly about to keel over but makes it through the whole dance like a champ. sweet teleporting skills, too! where's he gonna pop up next?